DOG

[Alice Chauvin SWAMPQUEEN]

Boudreaux's dog

Boudreaux and his wife Clotille lived on a little farm outside Mamou.
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One day Clotille said, "Mais, Boudreaux, you have to get rid of dat dog.
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All he does is lie under de front porch and turn over da trash cans."
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Boudreaux said, "Okay.. Cher . I'll get rid of him." =A0=A0
He put him in the pickup, drove down the road a couple of miles and
dumped him out. He drove home and in a few minutes the dog showed up. So
he put him back in the truck, drove several more miles and dumped him
out.
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After getting back home, the dog showed up again. =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0
Clotille said, "You have to take him out and drive around and around a
lot in circles, den dump him out. Dat way he won't know da way home."
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Boudreaux said, "You some smart, Clotille, and dat's why I marry you."
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Boudreaux took the dog, drove all around and zigzagged a lot then dumped
the dog out.
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He started back home but pulled over and parked and called Clotille on
his cell phone. "Has dat dog come back yet?" =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0
Clotille answered "Yes, he just came in." =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0
Boudreaux said, "Well, put him up to da phone - I'm lost."

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Post by Alice Chauvin SWAMPQUEEN
Boudreaux's dog
Boudreaux and his wife Clotille lived on a little farm outside Mamou.
One day Clotille said, "Mais, Boudreaux, you have to get rid of dat dog.
All he does is lie under de front porch and turn over da trash cans."
Boudreaux said, "Okay.. Cher . I'll get rid of him."
He put him in the pickup, drove down the road a couple of miles and
dumped him out. He drove home and in a few minutes the dog showed up. So
he put him back in the truck, drove several more miles and dumped him
out.
After getting back home, the dog showed up again.
Clotille said, "You have to take him out and drive around and around a
lot in circles, den dump him out. Dat way he won't know da way home."
Boudreaux said, "You some smart, Clotille, and dat's why I marry you."
Boudreaux took the dog, drove all around and zigzagged a lot then dumped
the dog out.
He started back home but pulled over and parked and called Clotille on
his cell phone. "Has dat dog come back yet?"
Clotille answered "Yes, he just came in."
Boudreaux said, "Well, put him up to da phone - I'm lost."

Some Acadians could be Newfies of Honour. :-)
In France we have Belgian jokes, made popular by Coluche - a comedian of
the 70s and 80s who died prematurely and who is often compared to Andy
Kaufman, especially when he ran for presidency in 1981.