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Darrel Toepfer
2007-10-01 20:19:20 UTC
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21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes takes title
Chicago chef Bertoletti wins inaugural grits-eating world championship
Updated: 3:57 a.m. CT Oct 1, 2007

BOSSIER CITY, La. - He'll never want breakfast again.

Pat Bertoletti, a Mohawk-sporting chef from Chicago, gulped down 21
pounds of buttery, goopy grits in 10 minutes to win $4,000 in the first
World Grits Eating Championship at Louisiana Downs on Saturday.

The grits were presented in 2-pound trays, each about 8 inches by 6
inches and 1 1/2 inches deep, said Ryan Nerz, a spokesman for Major
League Eating.

Bertoletti, in a statement, said the race "tested our stomach capacity
like no other."

The buzz going in was that a lot of grits would go down because they are
so easy to eat, Nerz said. There were nine contestants, and the top
three ate a combined 60 pounds.

Tim "Eater X" Janus of New York was second, with 20 pounds. Joey
Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., who this summer ate a record-breaking 66
hot dogs in 12 minutes to become world hot dog-eating champion, finished
third, polishing off 19 pounds.

The top seven eaters split $10,000 in prize money.

Grainy grits — dried, ground corn that is then cooked back into mush or
the soupy consistency used for the championship — are a Southern staple.
They are often eaten for breakfast with butter or even sugar; sometimes
chilled and then fried in slices; and, for more substantial meals,
fortified with stronger-tasting foods such as cheese, bacon, shrimp.

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Shirley
2007-10-01 20:37:35 UTC
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Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., who this summer ate a record-breaking 66
hot dogs in 12 minutes to become world hot dog-eating champion, finished
third, polishing off 19 pounds.
Hmmmm...does this mean in the end there will be corn dogs?
bbb
2007-10-02 01:36:10 UTC
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21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes takes title
Chicago chef Bertoletti wins inaugural grits-eating world championship
Updated: 3:57 a.m. CT Oct 1, 2007
BOSSIER CITY, La. - He'll never want breakfast again.
How can eating be considered a sport? I wonder if the Olympics have
ever been petitioned to add it to their competitions.

“To be up on stage, shoving food in your face, beats everyday existence
for most people.” —David “Coondog” O’Karma, competitive eater

That meteor is looking real good.
doofy
2007-10-02 02:24:30 UTC
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Post by Darrel Toepfer
21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes takes title
Chicago chef Bertoletti wins inaugural grits-eating world championship
Updated: 3:57 a.m. CT Oct 1, 2007
BOSSIER CITY, La. - He'll never want breakfast again.
How can eating be considered a sport? I wonder if the Olympics have
ever been petitioned to add it to their competitions.
“To be up on stage, shoving food in your face, beats everyday existence
for most people.” —David “Coondog” O’Karma, competitive eater
That meteor is looking real good.
You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".

Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Darrel Toepfer
2007-10-02 03:31:52 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...

I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
hotard
2007-10-02 04:55:53 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State
Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.

Easy there, Big Ray.
doofy
2007-10-02 08:24:51 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State
Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
Well, don't get your teeth fixed, because you have to eat these things
through a picket fence.
doofy
2007-10-02 08:25:26 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State
Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
And WHY is all this being cross-posted to ACC?
Darrel Toepfer
2007-10-02 16:38:41 UTC
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And WHY is all this being cross-posted to ACC?
Grit eat'n in Bossier City... It was quiet there, too quiet...
Molesworth
2007-10-02 17:18:34 UTC
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And WHY is all this being cross-posted to ACC?
Grit eat'n in Bossier City... It was quiet there, too quiet...
'The drums, Carruthers, the damned DRUMS'
--
Molesworth
R. G.
2007-10-03 01:28:54 UTC
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And WHY is all this being cross-posted to ACC?
Because someone did it first and you (as well as others) are replying
without changing the headers.
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R. G.
Darrel Toepfer
2007-10-02 16:37:28 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25 foot of
corndog...
bbb
2007-10-02 18:38:32 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25 foot of
corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
BR Y'at
2007-10-02 19:49:10 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat ten
*with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25 foot
of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
doofy
2007-10-02 19:58:43 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat ten
*with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25 foot
of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
pay-per-spew. But I can see how you got it wrong.
bbb
2007-10-02 21:43:44 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25
foot of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
pay-per-spew. But I can see how you got it wrong.
potd.

you've been exceedingly clever lately - what's your secret?
doofy
2007-10-03 05:16:46 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25
foot of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
pay-per-spew. But I can see how you got it wrong.
potd.
you've been exceedingly clever lately - what's your secret?
depression.
bbb
2007-10-03 05:48:32 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25
foot of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
pay-per-spew. But I can see how you got it wrong.
potd.
you've been exceedingly clever lately - what's your secret?
depression.
I think it's going around.

What drugs are you on? I just started ciraplex (no not the movie chain).
doofy
2007-10-03 10:52:48 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat
ten *with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25
foot of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
pay-per-spew. But I can see how you got it wrong.
potd.
you've been exceedingly clever lately - what's your secret?
depression.
I think it's going around.
What drugs are you on? I just started ciraplex (no not the movie chain).
Meditation, exercise.

bbb
2007-10-02 21:43:01 UTC
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You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
Shit, color me unimpressed. If I got my teeth fixed, I could eat ten
*with the sticks*, and *enjoy* the first seven or eight.
Easy there, Big Ray.
They look to be a couple feet long... So that would be nearly 25 foot
of corndog...
I wonder if they vomit afterwards. That would seem to me to be
preferable to the other option.
Yeah, but you gotta have pay-per-view to see that part.
:P~~

Makes sense! At that point it's no longer a sport, but an event.
metonymy
2007-10-03 00:50:16 UTC
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So that would be nearly 25 foot of
corndog...
That sound's vaguely lascivious.
doofy
2007-10-03 05:19:16 UTC
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So that would be nearly 25 foot of corndog...
That sound's vaguely lascivious.
Quit thinking about the mayonaise.
Willielmus de Noers
2007-10-02 16:38:18 UTC
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Verily, on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:31:52 GMT, in accordance with the
Post by Darrel Toepfer
Post by doofy
You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
I believe I could do that. Honestly.
--
W. de N.

"The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."

-- Alexander Jablokov
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doofy
2007-10-02 19:03:05 UTC
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Verily, on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:31:52 GMT, in accordance with the
Post by Darrel Toepfer
Post by doofy
You sure that's not supposed to be "Corndog".
Grits....you ain't gotta chew. That's got to save some time.
Corndog eating contest was Sunday in Dallas at the Texas State Fair...
I think the winner ate 12 in 10 minutes, last year it was 10...
I believe I could do that. Honestly.
There's people out here who could shove more than that up their butt. I
guess they're all over, actually.

They walk funny.
JimL
2007-10-02 03:04:34 UTC
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21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes takes title
Chicago chef Bertoletti wins inaugural grits-eating world championship
Updated: 3:57 a.m. CT Oct 1, 2007
BOSSIER CITY, La. - He'll never want breakfast again.
How can eating be considered a sport? I wonder if the Olympics have
ever been petitioned to add it to their competitions.
Any more an olympicsport than ... what's that one sliding a chamber
pot across the ice and sweepng broom in font of it?
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