Zip A. DeDuda
2007-03-22 21:06:10 UTC
"Hello. This is Westwego Police Department. Can I help you, please?"
answered the operator.
"Hey, dis Quiot Mengennent. My nex' door nayba, Jack Abershire, he
got marijuana hid inside his stove wood. I don' know how he got it
in dar, but he did it. Kin y'all come out an' find it for he gits
sombody in trouble"
"We sure will, Mr. Mengennent, and thank you for calling us"
So the police come out and go into Jacks' yard with axes swinging.
After chopping up all of his stove wood, and finding nothing, they
just glared at him and left.
Later that afternoon, Quiot calls Jack.
"Hey, Jack. Did da Po-leece come to see you today?"
"Yeah, dey just gone a few minutes".
"Did dey chop up all yo' stove wood?"
"Yep. Dat dey did"
"Well, den, Happy Birthday, Jack!"
Now see, Cajuns know how to get R done.
answered the operator.
"Hey, dis Quiot Mengennent. My nex' door nayba, Jack Abershire, he
got marijuana hid inside his stove wood. I don' know how he got it
in dar, but he did it. Kin y'all come out an' find it for he gits
sombody in trouble"
"We sure will, Mr. Mengennent, and thank you for calling us"
So the police come out and go into Jacks' yard with axes swinging.
After chopping up all of his stove wood, and finding nothing, they
just glared at him and left.
Later that afternoon, Quiot calls Jack.
"Hey, Jack. Did da Po-leece come to see you today?"
"Yeah, dey just gone a few minutes".
"Did dey chop up all yo' stove wood?"
"Yep. Dat dey did"
"Well, den, Happy Birthday, Jack!"
Now see, Cajuns know how to get R done.